Tony can’t believe that his dad and his stepmom have gotten rid of his television and all his video games! His dad is still out when hist stepmom, Jesse Pony, arrives home. She tries to explain why they’ve made this decision, but Tony isn’t hearing any of it. She won’t even give Tony his phone back. When he asks about what he’s supposed to do, Jesse tells him to make friends or get laid. Tony claims he’s not good with girls, though. Jesse doesn’t like hearing that, so she commits to helping him out while also helping herself out since Tony’s dad has been totally neglecting her.